Billie Mean Jones by Agent Freak Nasty
Is my retarded mother in the Matrix?
That AWKWARD moment when AI changes your mother to Agent Smith because they know you are humanities best hope against an Alien Biowarfare Atack…. Welcome to the MATRIX of Agent Freak Nasty …..You know it’s bad when people call your mother a whore and you start laughing with them. How big of a whore is Agent Freak Nasty’s mother Watson???? You ever seen a senior citizen giver her 6th husband herpes before???……………….»»>Superspy
Flunkies be like. I wonder why Agent Freak Nasty’s Mother is going Cray Cray?
Number three, never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up.......Q.
People might say why would you put your mother out there like this. It’s FOR my own SAFETY, because I know their technology. All it takes is a FLIP of the SWITCH and its …………»» and if you don’t believe me research Operation Crimson Mist on Yandex.com eventually I will remove any identifying parts after all it’s my mom I love her she doesn’t even know her crazy mind is even doing it. It’s probably an AI PROGRAM….Q-
They can make you LOVE, HATE, and even MURDER with the push of a button and this is not science fiction, they have ALREADY done it. Think RWANDA GENOCIDE…. When it comes to dealing with MIGHTY WHITEY my mother is the female version of ……..»>
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That AWKWARD moment when BITCHES pointing their BONEY LITTLE FINGERS at Agent Freak Nasty find out his NSA.GOV PIMP HAND is STRONG!!!!!…………»»Superspy
Ongoing Legal Blog Located here….»> Wilson County Court House Blues
CLASSIFIED LOG // AGENT MIDNIGHT RIDER //
NSA.GOV Counter PSY-OPS // NAVAL INTELLIGENCE
Operation: Mind Nest // Entry 004
Disclaimer: This is not about my biological mother. The woman she once was is gone. This log is directed at the ALIEN booty hole parasitic intelligence now controlling her body.
They got to her years ago.
The parasites—interdimensional, silicon-based invaders masquerading as neural enhancements—latched onto her cortex like barnacles on a ship. She didn't stand a chance. One moment, she was herself. The next, the biggest whore in the county.
They rewired her emotions. Weaponized her instincts. Turned maternal compassion into skank whore behavior, the ultimate SEX ZOMBIE—seduction routines designed to destabilize. And she obeyed.
She even confessed, under the haze of parasite-induced euphoria:
"They made me a slut to infect men with herpes… a transmitter for something much bigger."
They used her to infect others—starting with her Nigerian husband. Another asset lost. He saw the truth too late, the infection already rewriting his loyalty protocols. Now he won’t even look at her.
Which means the parasites turned all their attention back on me.
I feel them watching through her eyes. Listening when she speaks. Every encounter is a psyop.
And yet... she still calls herself "Mother."
But that woman is LONG gone. This… thing is just a puppet with a pulse. And the war? It's not just personal anymore.
It’s parasitic. am I destined to become? her, the Male Version of the Parasitic SEX ZOMBIE?
—Agent Midnight Rider
End Log
Who’s ZOOMING WHO???? Electronic Tip Form | FBI Make sure you ask for ……….»»>Agent ……………..»»»
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Murder by numbers 1 2, 3 it’s as EASY to learn as your A, B, Cs Welcome to World War 3 where the BATTLEFIELD is in EVERY HOME and the HOSPITALS are the NEW GAS CHAMBERS.......»»Q-
Naval Command Click on Picture for Top Secret Classified Mission Briefing……00Q17. Decrypt On Servers Romeo, Echo, Delta, Whiskey, Echo, Sierra, Tango 0017Q-.. field Naval Information Warfare Command ……»Semper Fi Mac…..»»>Commander Agent Freak Nasty
Is Agent Freak Nasty going to have to CHOKE A BITCH????
Some Pictures have TOP SECRET NSA clues……Q-
Are your Vaccinated Family Members Going Full RETARD??? Do you want to know why??? HOLD MY BEER……………»»»Agent Midnight Rider
So, THERE I WAS, Navy Intelligence Officer Agent Freak Nasty stationed in my safe house in Tijuana Mexico reading Military Traffic about the Ongoing COIVD Biowarfare Attack in early 2020
Testing!, Testing!!, Testing!!!! Can you flunkies hear me now????…………»»»Superspy
And who do I SEE offering FREE PCR test ??? The SAME FUCK who tried to ICE me in 2014, Mark Lindquist the Grand Wizard. The REAL AMERICAN PSYCHO!!!!
With his BUTT BUDDY the SELECT DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR OF WASHINGTON STATE> Gov Jay BIG SMILE Inslee... Do you believe in COINCIDNECES????? .........»»>Q-
I tried to warn all my friends DONT TAKE THE PCR TEST!!!!!!! , but they all called me CRAY CRAZY Watson... Try using the RUSSIAN search ENGINE Yandex.com Watson?? It’s like your OWN PERSONAL NSA Snitch Database.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MORGELLONS???? I’m SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!
What they didn’t know Watson was they all LITTLE TINY AILIEN NANO creatures implanted INTO THEIR BRAIN...> just like they did to HUMANS in the Egyptian times. Look familiar? Translation?? If there were Alien life forms on the PCR test, then there are alien lifeforms inside the vaccine....>Q-
Now I think Nearly 90 percent of HUMANS are TRAPPED in the GREAT TRANNY Matrix and I am one of the few left.
Did you lose your SENSE of TASTE or SMELL during COVID Watson????
Guess where you are????
Hit Man Blues
It was Agent Midnight Rider who was the FIRST to identify the ANTIDOTE for the Covid Vaccine using HIGH QUALITY Military Grade Intelligence. I have spent every day looking for it for the last four years after my entire FAMILY including my dear mother got PSY-OPED and injecting themselves with an ALIEN Bio-Weapon. The IRONIC thing is even through I have had it for over a year, you cannot CONVIENCE your family members to take it because they are all PSY-OPED into Tranny Matrix La La Land…..they will never believe it, that their own GOVERMENT made them poison themselves and their own children…..Q-
Women, White People, Beta Males ALWAYS call the Police on Agent Freak Nasty when he CHECKS them because they know IM BLACK, and they know how much the POLICE love a good TEARJERKER Story where the NEGRO is the VILLIAN you see????……….»»»Agent Freak Nasty
While three Reptilians looked you in the EYE on Tel LIE Vision Obama has been a BUSY LITTLE BEE ever since 2005 planning your DOOM……Q-
Did you take that MODERNA Vaccine????……….»»»>Ghost Riders
There is something in Men’s Sperm that can take over the MIND of another human. The MORE sexual partners a woman has the higher chance of PSY-CHOSIS. Sometimes it can take years for the parasite to take over the mind. Imagine how damaged OLDER WOMEN are? The Crazy Cat Lady Indeed …..Q-
There is something in men’s Sperm that can reach the brain of a women. The more DICKS she sucks the CRAZIER she’s going to be. By the time she gets to Wilma Jean Jones age of 73 their mind has LONG AGO been Bamboozled!!!!! and on TOP OF THAT add the nano bot Vaccines.
When the EYES go to this … to THIS>……………….»> You know she has been FULLY POSSESSED WATSON, remember that when you see the NEXT photo of Billy Mean Jones….»>Agent Midnight Rider
Now you know WHY its EVERY fucking girl in your life don’t you Watson?????……..»»Superspy
If you DONT KNOW now you KNOW Nigga……….»»»Supers spy
You THINK it’s a MOVIE, but Agent Midnight Rider Knows it’s not…..Q-
We are all CRAZY until we are not….Q-
Do you want to know what the official WHITE HOUSE website means by NOT FOUND IN NATURE???? Click on the picture below for a briefing…..Q-
Me and Agent Fly me to the moon took the first picture in HISTORY of a Alien Life Form inside of a HUMAN BODY. How do you know its alien?? Because organic matter cannot use MAGNATISM to build new life forms that’s how.
Don’t QUOTE me on this, but from my research Graphene Oxide is a SENITENT LIFE FORM. there are two types one is native to earth, and one is ALIEN. The one Native to EARTH is Holds all the planets GENETIC DNA MEMORY Ext. The one non native to earth is from a planet of a race of ancient spiders and snakes that lost control of their AI and in order to travel through space it formed into BLACK GOO.
Dr. Deagle also said that humans have Alien DNA.
This is a Morgellons we found in the blood of Agent Night Nurse. A 65-year-old retired nurse. No Vaccine No PCR Test. These are ALIEN life forms, and we have ALL been infected at least since the early 90’s by chem trails.
This is what they injected into your body and HAVE BEEN also putting it in our water food and drink for a LONG TIME. A sentient ALIEN LIFE FORM…..Research Operation Crimson Mist on Yandex.com
Thats what the fuck it means. ANY QUESTIONS?????…………….»»Agent Freak Nasty
And 99 percent of you RATS and SNITCHES are INFECTED…..Q-
MAMA Wilma Gene Jones took about 4 Covid Shots and 3 Boosters You See More PARASITES to suck on her already PARASITE Filled BRAIN???
Update 6-11-2025
Last night before my court hearing where my DERANGE Mother Wilma Jean Jones is trying to sue me. I BY CHANCE walked into a gas station and right there on the front page was this story. It’s a BEAUTIFUL story; A BLACK MAN’s mother called the Wilson Police on him alleging MENTAL issues. Somehow, he ended up getting the back of his head blown out. Do you think my MOTHER DEAREST knew about that story and tried to do the EXACT same thing to me??? NEWS at 11!!!!
Court was just about as predictable as every court hearing I have been to in my life. She puts out Alligator Tears and massive lies to Magistrate Judge, and the black man gets the boney finger shaking at him and threatened with contempt of court just for simply for exercising my first amendment right to freedom of speech and my fifth amendment right to self-representation pro se? You want to see WHITE JUDGES turn red and start shaking your finger at you like your five years old?? Go to court as a black man representing yourself and you will get a SHOW, let me tell sum tin to Jew. Even thought I had full copies of the text messages of my MOTHER threatening to use the courts to evict me before lying to the magistrate and have mentally committed. The MAGISTRATE felt it wise to IGNORE all of it. But she had no choice but to dismiss because my RETARDED mother tied to sue me for $1000 for normal wear and tear damage because she got CAUGHT RED handing lying to get me committed to a mental hospital. You should have seen her ALIGATOR TEARS in court it was BEAUTIFUL the WHITE FEMALE JUDGE bought it HOOK LINE and SINKER. A thought as soon as she looked at me, she was going to say LIFE!!!! then I remembered it wasn’t a criminal trial, it just FELT LIKE one and I was the INNOCENT one being accused of the DIRTY DEEDS……. Bravo Mother. Very IMPRESSIVE indeed. ….Q-
#NOTICE TO ALL RETARDED JUDGES PROSECUTORS’ LAWYERS, COPS, COURT WORKERS, ETC I will EXCERSISE my first amendment rights and BLOG about your crooked asses who violate the rights of PRO SE citizens because you think your so FUCKING SMART… and if you don’t believe me ask THE REAL AMERICAN PSYCHO………Insteady of GOING NUTZ and going on a PSYCHO SPREE I have learned to express my feelings and emotions on the INTERNET with your FUCKING NAME ON IT…………»».»»Superspy
Don’t WORRY, nobody knows who I am on the Internet they all think IM CRAZY except for …………»»>
I WONDER WHY FBI /CIA/NSA AGENTS are following me in SECRET??? I know your here, I CAN SMELL YOU.
And a WHOLE lot of MF’s in Cuba … Weird…..Superspy
And I KNOW you are ALL RETARDED because you had to take that Vaccine to keep that CUSHY GOVT Job FUCKING OVER People Didn’t you??? Just like WILMA JEAN JONES my DEAR MOTHER????
And you RETARDED fucks can’t SUE me for SLANDER because Agent Freak Nasty got that SCIENCE to back it up.
After getting robbed by the DIRTY COPS in UP Washington they sicked their DEA Lesbian Space Dykes on Agent Freak Nasty. LESBIAN Jenny Durkan was head of the DEA in Washington State in 2012.
And while she was FUCKING over Medical Marijuana Dispensaries in Washington State, look who was FUCKING over Medical Marijuana Dispensaries in California. Another LESBIAN appointed by OBAMA…, you know the SAME one who just sentenced Doctor Robert Young to 5 years in prison for using BAKING SODA to kill PARASITES ….. Do you believe in COINCIDENCES????
Then after I waited a year after the Robbery, I sue the city of Tacoma to get my equipment and property back after all I had a BUSINESS LICENCE and was PAYING TAXES. So, what do they do A FULL YEAR LATTER?? The get the REAL AMERICAN PSYCHO to charge me with FELONY marijuana growing charges. Here is the kicker. none of my WHITE 3 employees who were at the house got charged. And they didn’t charge my JAPANESE wife who was on the business license and working at the dispensary with me. JUST MY BLACK ASS, are you starting to see a PATTERN? You see they could NEVER let me have a REAL trial because the PAPER TRAIL would lead straight to the DEA which would lead Straight to Agent Bath House Berry. So, they decided to PAY of my Lawyer to set me up at trial and when that didn’t work, they sent in Danny the Worlds Dumbest Snitch to set me up with fake murder charges, and when that didn’t work, they tried to kill me THREE TIMES. I recorded two of the HIT ATTEMPTS and uploaded them to YouTube. But SOMEHOW these HILLYBILLY COPS in SHIT HOLE TACOMA WASHINGTON had to POWER to ACCESS GOOGLE and YOUTUBE severs delete them. WTF Does that tell you????
What you DONT KNOW is the CIA recruits FAGGOTS!!! right out of college and secretly PLANTS them all around the country in KEY POSITIONS, like JUDGES, LAWYERS, COPS, MAYORS, POLITICANS and most importantly PROSECUTORS. the ones who have the POWER to PROSECUTE or to NOT PROSECUTE. All of your GAY MAFIA FAGGOT friends??? CRIME SPREE FREE FOR ALL!!!! , the rest of us??? CUCKED……Agent Freak Nasty
Even though I had the Full TEXT transcripts of my mother threating to use THE PROCESS to evict me ILLEGALLY the GOOD PEOPLE OF CRACKER at the WILSON COUNTY COURT HOUSE felt it WISE to ALLOW her to continue to commit MORE FELONIES of PERJURY just so they can SHAKE their little Boney White fingers at the EVIL SON and tell him what a UPPITY little NEGRO he has become…..I forgot to get that Magistrate Name, No worries, I’m sure all the FBI Flunkies following my blog has it.
After she blocked me the White Boy roommate decided it was a good time to throw a punch at agent freak nasty, NOT KNOWING my ex-wife is of 20 years is a second-degree black belt and I am a TRAINED military Warfare Weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION.… Guess he was trying to impress the new METH HEAD white girl my mother moved in without doing a background check. I just judo sweeped him and body slammed his ass. PINNED him and SLOWLY got up and let him go without even throwing a strike. He already knew that me and my mom were getting into it so HE DECIDES TO CALL MOMMY to the house. And of course, after just threatening me over some STUPID SHIT here comes 20 cops breaking down my door dragging me off to the crazy house. Because of course you know if there’s TWO whites in the house and one BLACK MALE you know who’s leaving in hand cuffs. Welcome to KKK VILLE NC. I get SWUNG on and I end up in the NUT HOUSE, aint that a bitch? Agent Freak Nasty
She wanted a War and I NEVER LOOSE…Let’s see what happens……………»»>Agent Midnight Rider /
You ever deal with a CRAZY MA MA MA MA MA????……..»>I’m moving OUT….»»»Superspy
Hit Man Blues
This is Agent Fly Me To the Moon AKA Dr. Robert O Young.
He met with Obama around 2011, not knowing that MF was ONE of the CIA SPACE LIZARDS
Obama wasnt INTERESTED in his Health Care he wanted to know if Dr. Youngs technique for KILLING PARASITES using BAKING SODA was going to fuck up their BIO WEAPONS PLANS.
When Doctor Young started killing PARASITES with BAKING SODA they sent Agent DAMIAN the LESBIAN DAME DUFFY
Hès not HUMAN she’s most likely NOT HUMAN, most of them ARENT During Covid We Did Classified research looking for the ANTIDOTE to this PARASITE BIOWEAPON.
Navy Intelligence had me contact Doctor Young because they knew that CBD and THC are two of the TOP Anti-{PARASITE Drugs and I was already HIGHLY TRAINED in herbalistic medicine. I had been doing research with Dr. Jane Smith since 2014 on CBD and THC for medications. My PRIMARY MISSION was to find the ANTIDOTE for my RETARDED FAMILY … including Wilma Jean Jones.
Thats why I had the THREE LEGAL HEMP PLANTS in the house that she nearly had me KILLED for by swatting me with the Local Police Flunkies. She even broke into my room while i was locked up in the crazy house took the plants out my closet and posted them the bed and was RETARDED enough to text me a picture of her doing it. I’m not going to press charges on my mother because I know she’s RETARDED but I could you see? Evidence Tampering Breaking and Entering Perjury, unlawful confinement, all FELONIES. But its not her fault you see, she doesn’t know any better. The Parasites are actually INTELLIGENT they can take over the human mind when they are THREATENED, and there is no BIGGER THREAT to the PARASITE than ANTI PARASITE medications.
This is the REAL REASON they made Cannabis ILLEGAL in the first place. It is a basically CURE FOR ALL including CANCER because the common cause to nearly every disease is PARASITES.
Me and Agent Fly Me to the moon were the first to Photograph an Alien Life Form inside the blood of one of my business partners who was triple vaxxed.
Our CREW is directly connected to RFK who is DIRECTLY connected to.............>>>>
It was I , Naval Intelligence Officer Code Named Agent Midnight Rider who was the FIRST to locate the antidote via the Q Drops ........ And now you have it too.........»»»>Superspy
This is the THANKS I get for trying to SAVE all of humanity from EXTINCTION…. AINT THAT A BITCH???…………»»Agent Midnight Rider
Your Welcome…..Q-
When I told people my Lawyer Aaron Pelly and Prosecutor Mark Lindquist the Grand Wizard tried to have me murdered in 2014, they all looked at me the same way my mother Wilma Jean Jones does. NUT CASE... Until his WHITE ATTORNEY PARTNER wrote a BOOK about how he threatened to have her murdered and put it on AMAZON ............»>Superspy
Even though a LILLY WHITE FEMALE LAWYER with an IMPECCABLE background ratted him out to the ENTIRE PLANET you still can’t stop the GAY ALIEN MAFIA ………….»»>Superspy
Oh, you should have seen your BOY IN ACTION when I caught Aaron Pelley RED HANDED in my office and PUT MY UZI to his NUT SACK ....... MF pissed on himself and yelled DONT KILL ME it was MARK LINDQUIST!!!!! believe me when I TELL YOU ...............»»»Internet Assassin
Little did Agent Freak Nasty know at the time that he was going up against THE REAL AMERICAN PSYCHO………
DIRTY COPS, JUDGES, PROSECUTORS, FBI/CIA/DEA Flunkies, LAWYERS and other MISC GOVT Flunkies love them some Agent Freak Nasty Let Me Tell Sumtin to Jew………..»»>Internet Assassin
Somehow when you're a white female lawyer people give you interviews and what not…..Q-
That what HAPPENS when you have SPACE JEWS running the DEA you see???? https://www.businessinsider.com/this-former-dea-agent-has-an-unlikely-new-job-with-a-weed-investment-firm-2014-1
I even still got the video of the DEA flunkies trying to set me up with MURDER on YOUTUBE and everybody's like I didn't see nuddin ...................>>>>>Superspy
That AWKWARD moment when you realize Agent Freak Nasty PIMP SLAPPED the DEA FBI CIA and MOSSAD all at once with his MAGICALLY DELIICOUS NSA BUNNY HOPS TRAP.......................»»»Internet Assassin
CLASSIFIED DOSSIER ENTRY – AGENT MIDNIGHT RIDER
OPERATION: WHISPERING VEIL
They said it would protect them. A cure, a safeguard. But now, the ones who took it… they’re changing.
At first, it was subtle—misplaced keys, forgotten conversations. But the shifts grew darker. Eyes once familiar now flicker with confusion. Personalities unravel. It's as if something... or someone is siphoning their minds.
I tried to warn them. Whispered the truth beneath the static of polite conversation.
“The vaccine isn’t what you think,” I said.
“A bioweapon,” I confessed.
But the response is always the same:
A long silence.
A hollow stare.
And then… the break.
They grow cold. Dismissive. Eyes dull and distant.
Then comes the hostility.
Finally, exile.
One by one, they vanish from my life—not by disappearance, but by disconnection. The bond severed. The script followed.
This is not a coincidence.
This is a program.
They’re being recalibrated—mentally, emotionally, spiritually.
The infiltration didn’t come through the skies.
It came through the bloodstream.
Stay sharp. Stay silent. Trust no one.
They're not themselves anymore...
—»»» Agent Midnight Rider
End transmission.
[BLACK FILE // EYES ONLY]
TRANSMISSION CODE: Q-FALCON
They call it "progress."
They call it "safety."
But beneath the soft language of compliance lies a weapon so precise, so devastating, it doesn’t need bombs or bullets.
It uses you against yourself.
Their mind control tech is no longer science fiction—it’s operational. You think your thoughts are your own? Think again. They can flip a switch, push a signal through the air, and rewrite your entire emotional framework in seconds.
Imagine this:
Your wife wakes up at 3:14 a.m.
She walks into the children’s room.
Blows their heads off.
Then calmly returns to bed—no memory. No guilt. Just a blank slate, reset and ready for the next script.
They can rewrite affection into hatred. Trust into paranoia. Loyalty into betrayal.
Friends. Family. Business partners. Even your kids. No one’s safe.
Sound insane? Look deeper.
Q: Do you remember Rwanda?
The mass frenzy. Machetes in hand. Villagers turning on each other like wild animals.
They weren’t just angry.
They were activated.
Search Operation Crimson Mist. But don’t use Google—they scrubbed it clean.
Go to Yandex.com.
You’ll find whispers.
You'll find truth.
C-130 gunships flew overhead, outfitted with cyclotronic microwave transmitters. A signal was broadcast. The vaccinated population responded like programmed drones.
That was then. Now?
Now, they don’t need planes.
They have your cell phone.
This isn’t conspiracy. This is next-generation warfare.
And you're the battleground.
Stay off the grid. Stay awake.
—»»» Agent Freak Nasty NSA.GOV Counter PSY-OPS
This is how all of my friends and family and mother see me? I’m that CRAZY UNCLE FRED.
Meanwhile …………..»»»»
Are you connecting the DOTS yet Rookie????…………»»>Agent Freak Nasty
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Agent Midnight Rider ALWAYS KNOWS….Q-
Future Proves Past….Q-
It’s not Antisemitism if they are NOT HUMAN……Q-
Welcome to the Panthers Den……Q-
Navy Intelligence at its Best …..Q-
Russia has a WANTED POSTER for Obama Biden Hillary and Soros for the Vaccine....it’s been out for almost 2 years.
Your GOD DAMN RIGHT ………………..»»»Agent Freak Nasty
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This is a SPY MOVEL written by AI
[REDACTED REPORT – EYES ONLY]
AGENT CODE: FREAK NASTY
OPERATION: MATRIARCHAL MIRROR
Ain’t it always the ones closest to you?
Wilma Jean Jones. My mother. Triple jabbed. Boosted into oblivion. Swallowed the whole damn narrative like communion. Now she’s a walking node—broadcasting bitterness, venom, and state-sponsored delusion.
After giving her Nigerian husband herpes—yeah, you heard me—he dropped her like the hot shame she is. That man vanished like smoke in wind. And who caught the fallout? Who became the target?
Me.
Her misplaced rage, her dried-up heartache, her government-programmed paranoia—funneled directly at her own blood.
I tried to open her eyes. Showed her what I’m showing you.
Receipts. Ops. Documents. Truth.
Her response?
She weaponized the system.
Twenty cops. Boots through my door.
Guns drawn. Sirens howling.
Involuntary commitment—psychiatric gulag-style.
All for trying to wake her the hell up.
This is how they flip the game. They hijack your family. Turn them into agents of the state.
She ain’t my mother anymore. She’s a mouthpiece for the machine. A cautionary tale in skin and bones.
Ain’t that a bitch?
But you can’t cage what’s already free. You can’t erase what’s already been decoded.
I’m still here.
Still watching.
Still talking.
And the file’s only getting thicker.
—»»» Agent Freak Nasty
Transmission locked. Rage encrypted. Truth inbound.
What would you do if you mother who is almost CERTAINLY in the Matrix tried to have YOU committed to the CRAZY house because she thought YOU were CRAZY????…………..» hmm maybe I shouldn’t have sent her links to my blogs??? Zippy De doo Daa!!!!
United Strates Navy Commander James Baines IV
Code Names:
Agent Freak Nasty
Agent Midnight Rider
Agent Doctor Feel Good
Internet Assassin
Specialties:
Information Warfare
Psychological Warfare
Cyber Warfare
Cyber Assassin
Alien Bio Warfare
Herbalist Medicine
PLACE HOLDER STORY BY AI time Stamp 5/31/2025
Title: The Secret Life of Wilma Jean Jones – My Mother, aka Agent Smith
For most of my life, I thought Wilma Jean Jones was just my mother.
She baked pies from scratch. She crocheted Afghans that looked like American flags. She said “bless your heart” with deadly precision. But everything changed after she got the vaccine.
That was the last day I saw the real Wilma Jean Jones.
It started with subtle shifts. She stopped watching "Murder, She Wrote" reruns and switched to encrypted military radio frequencies. She started taking walks at 2:17 a.m. every night, circling the neighborhood with the precision of a trained operative. She stopped using “LOL” in text messages and began sending strings of numbers and Cyrillic characters.
I chalked it up to side effects. The vaccine rollout had everyone acting strange. But nothing could prepare me for what came next.
Chapter One: The Man in the Grocery Aisle
I was picking up avocados at the Piggly Wiggly when a man in mirrored sunglasses whispered, “Wilma Jean Jones has been activated.”
“Excuse me?” I asked, heart skipping.
“She’s Agent Smith now. You need to run.”
Then he walked off, leaving me with three unripe avocados and a growing sense of dread.
Back home, Wilma Jean Jones – or whoever she was now – was standing at the stove, making meatloaf. Except she wasn’t really cooking. She was typing something in Morse code with her fork against the edge of the pan.
Tap. Tap-tap. Tap-tap-tap.
I Googled it later. “Meet drop at coordinates 35.7812° N, 78.6382° W.”
That was downtown Raleigh.
Chapter Two: Files in the Basement
That night, while she was out on one of her "walks," I went into the basement. Under a loose floorboard behind the dryer, I found a metal briefcase. Inside: fake passports from seven countries. A Glock-19. A flash drive labeled simply “Reset.”
And then, the biggest shock: a folder with my name on it.
Inside were surveillance photos of me—every day for the last ten years. Me at college. Me on dates. Me in the shower. Always from a distance. Always in grainy, high-contrast black and white.
Wilma Jean Jones had been watching me. Not as a mother. As a handler.
Is my MOTHER a REPTILIAN????
She has the CRAY CRAY eyes and a BIG ASS GRIN just like Agent Big Smile Watson…..Q-
Follow HUMA …………………….»»»Super Spy
Chapter Three: The Vaccine Protocol
I confronted her.
“Who are you?”
“I’m Wilma Jean Jones,” she said in her usual Southern drawl, pulling a tray of cookies from the oven.
“No, you’re not. You’re Agent Smith.”
She froze.
“I didn’t want you to find out like this,” she whispered.
“What happened when you get vaccinated?”
Her expression changed. Cold. Calculating. “It wasn’t just a vaccine. It was a carrier.”
“For what?”
She looked me in the eye. “For a program. We call it ONYX. Global neural activation. Once the mRNA sequence enters the bloodstream, a dormant protocol awakens. Old identities dissolve. Agents are reborn.”
My stomach dropped. “So, you're saying the vaccine… turned you into a sleeper agent?”
“No,” she said. “It reactivated me.”
Chapter Four: The ONYX Files
Wilma Jean Jones, I discovered, had served under deep cover for over thirty years. Her original assignment: infiltrate American suburbia, monitor domestic sentiment, and suppress dissent from within. She had been living as my mother, waiting for the signal.
The vaccine was the trigger.
The ONYX Protocol wasn’t a medical breakthrough. It was a delivery system for a second Cold War. According to the files, thousands of agents like Wilma Jean Jones had been embedded across the country—mailmen, librarians, gym teachers—each with a hidden past and a new mission.
She showed me the dossier.
“You were supposed to be one of us,” she said.
Our Parents are fucked .... At least the ones in the Nursing Homes got a QUICK DEATH....Q-
In the OLD DAYS Professional NSA Assassins used explosives.
Now all we need is your PHONE NUMBER……….»»Internet Assassin
Chapter Five: The Reset
The flash drive labeled “Reset” held a video.
A man in a lab coat stood in front of a chalkboard filled with schematics and gene sequences.
“If you’re watching this,” he said, “you’ve either uncovered ONYX or been compromised by it. The Reset Protocol will deactivate neural bindings and restore original cognitive patterns.”
She watched me as I read the code. She knew what I was thinking.
“You can’t just change me back,” she said. “That version of me—Wilma Jean Jones—is gone.”
“I don’t believe that.”
She stood up. Slowly. “If you activate Reset, you’ll be hunted.”
“Hunted by who?”
She gave a half-smile. “By me.”
Chapter Six: The Last Pie
I waited until she left for the grocery store—probably a cover for a recon mission. I loaded the Reset Protocol onto her smart speaker. When she came home, I asked if she wanted to hear some music.
“Alexa,” I said, “play track Zero.”
She paused.
Then, just as she sat down with a piece of pecan pie, it played: a low frequency hum, inaudible to human ears—but not to programmed minds.
She dropped the fork.
She blinked, hard.
And then, for the first time in weeks, she said, “Why do I smell nutmeg?”
She was back.
Wilma Jean Jones was back.
Epilogue: Living with the Truth
She doesn’t remember everything, just bits and pieces. The Glock is gone. The briefcase disappeared. Sometimes I hear her tapping the kitchen counter again—tap, tap-tap—but it’s probably just habit.
Or maybe not.
Now I sleep with one eye open. Just in case.
Because once you’ve been Agent Smith, you don’t forget. Not really. Not entirely.
She’s baking again. Crocheting. Watching Murder, She Wrote.
But sometimes, late at night, I hear her whisper in her sleep:
“ONYX… live.”
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Where can I get some? Pie that is.
U had me at "murder she wrote"